quick and easy way to stress me out:
just ask, "what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Wow my selfie got 3 notes thank you 12,370 followers
this was probably a first in beyonces whole life
*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*
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my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
"You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago."
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the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
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