wizbang




i'm a 20 year old goofball from racine, wisconsin. i occasionally take pictures & constantly love jesus.


quick and easy way to stress me out: just ask, "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

allkillernofiller:

Wow my selfie got 3 notes thank you 12,370 followers

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

(via joggingdead)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy, via radi-kal)

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via radi-kal)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via succeeding)

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

(via cumfort)

saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

image

not destiny’s children

(via sorry)

"You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago."
(via en-utero)

(Source: edgeandvoidfriction, via offinq)

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

(Source: hi, via liightup)

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